K and J

C’mon – I totally look like J Lo. Here she is in Y2K’s The Cell. I wish I had that red suit – I would totally break in to people’s MINDS in it. There’s me wearing silk overalls in 2010. I’ve gotta find those.

And here are J Lo and me now. In these pictures, she is playing a tough cop on TV’s Shades of Blue, and I’ve been taking a lot of drugs – can you believe the drugs actually turned my hair curly?! (That Weird Al hair was a total perm).

images-4.jpgimg_6210

Turns out I was mistaken about needing only one day of brain radiation. I found out today that I would need 10. days. in. a. row. Geez. I will be bald by the end of it. Man, just as I was warming up to my weird curly hair.

I do hope that I will still look like J Lo.          vyjdcusnxmz3lbuumvdhkd0pcerxffckl_7kvgktdo6fbqlywvmjyml5l0rwg4tsor2qags85
Please think of me fondly next time you hear “Jenny from the Block,”  and please think of J Lo next time you hear my hit song “Chaperone.”